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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 02:12

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Unacceptable again!

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Minds and Behinds

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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Still no good.

Thumbs down again.

So they tried

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Hysterias & Posteriors

No way

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Are today’s baseball pitchers faster than a few years ago, or is it that radar guns have improved and get the pitch speed as it is released rather than as it reaches the plate?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Nuts and Butts

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Just Forget it!

Loons and Moons

Everyone loved it.

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No go.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Next, they tried...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Another attempt resulted in ...

They put up a sign reading

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Why didn’t Obito confront Kakashi after he witnessed him kill Rin?

So, the docs changed it to read

Still no good

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

My boyfriend won’t tell me his past and it hurts me so I broke up with him what do I do?

Then came..

Freaks and Cheeks

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

share office space ...

Catatonics & High Colonics

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